Turkey’s vs. Peace in Christ July 6th
So there we were, eyeball to eyeball with our deadly enemy Peace in Christ (these are the dudes and dudettes that beat us in the finals last year). They have this one big dude that looks like Jim Thome of the Minnesota Twins, problem is he hits like Jim Thome ( a big thug, who can MASH). This guy has bin on Roids since age 2 (his mother snuck it in with the lutefisk, figured he couldn’t taste it anyway). Big dude hits 2 home runs & there was nothing we could do about it. They had one Big inning and scored 8 runs. The only thing that topped that was the Turkeys had a big inning also & scored 9 runs (home runs by Moeller and Frohnauer). That was the difference in the ball game--one run. Turkeys managed to squeak out the victory 13 to 12. Tucker didn’t show up for the ball game as he was at La Maze class ( I don’t know why they couldn’t have these classes behind home plate somewhere in the grass). Havilland took one in the knee and it looked like he might be on the injured reserve list, but it turned out only to be a flesh wound. If only we could’ve had our secret BAT, but Tucker had it.
We played Peace in Christ again (this was a double header) and by this time the ball had turned to MUSH--probably because Roid man had mashed it too hard. Honigman showed me the ball and it sort of looked like it had a nose on it. We whined a little bit and got a new ball, but it was too late (it really was too late, ‘squitos were chewing on me) and we lost 5-2. I shook their manager’s hand and he said “we always like playing you guys”. Next time, green jello eaters.
by Kerry Hanlon
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